Humboldt Mirror Celebrates Six Months of Mediocrity
Not a pretty sight is the Humboldt Mirror
Whiny white guys crying in their Beer
All the usual suspects in the wingnut sphere
Come around in order to practice their sneer
At a certain Supervisor they love to jeer
Like a jilted blog stalker they often appear
displaying stupid assholeishness without peer
Of humor this blog has only a thin veneer
When old ladies fall over they like to cheer
Just lame “Onion” knock offs it’s abundantly clear
With such sorry material it’s hard to see how they can persevere
Maybe they can go to the Army recruiter and volunteer
This Fourth of July lets give them a big Bronx cheer.
The “We hate Bonnie Neely Blog” would be a title much more sincere
Tags: assholeishness, Blog stalkers, fake humility, Joey Buttafuco, Lame "Onion" knock offs, Mysogynists, Toadyism, unfunny
July 4, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Word to the wise:
How do you kick somebody in the shins when they have already cut off their own legs?
Translation: You can’t make fun of a blog that already makes fun of itself. They beat you to it. They already admit they suck.
Nice Try
-boy
July 5, 2008 at 1:28 am
Sorry, boy, Doggerel nailed it.
July 5, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I like your blog!
July 7, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Supervisor Neely they love to smear
Pulling bogus quotes out of thier rear
Taking lots of cheap shots like Bill Laimbeer
They should do everyone a favor and disappear
July 8, 2008 at 1:32 am
Why am I not surprised you all share the same opinion?
Excuse me for choosing not to take sides on this Humboldt Blogsphere Pissing Contest.
-boy
July 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Their blog shows it’s time to choose a new career
More respectable than full time kissing of elephant’s rear
July 17, 2008 at 4:53 pm
This is my first visit and I’m not in a rhyming mood so hope that’s okay. The claim that the Mirror can’t be criticized because it’s laughing at itself is self serving and premeditated crap to deflect any complaints about their vicious and unfounded attacks, most of which aren’t funny in the slightest. Most of the commenters there don’t even make an attempt at humor. I check it out occasionally and see that their contributors have fallen off considerably with most posts “anonymous” as people have tired of the constant smears. Their demise will hardly be noticed.
July 18, 2008 at 3:39 am
Jame is correct, the humor attempts are incredibly lame
All the idiotic comments on that blog sound exactly the same
Posted by the exact same moronic troll who won’t give his name
their own bug-sized equipment is secretly the source of their shame
That’s why they always compelled to have Bonnie Neely to blame
July 18, 2008 at 4:09 am
Mirrors guys post just about other blogs
They are ripping on H and tearing on Dog
Since they started they’ve had fewer posts that are funny
Than Humboldt Bay has had days that are sunny
July 18, 2008 at 5:36 am
To their far-right side they started leaning
With fake humility they are constantly preening
Twisting words far away from their lexical meaning
That’s why they deserve an old fashioned clock-cleaning