Monster Truck Guy gives the stank eye

Rolling down 101, here  comes Monster Truck Guy

His truck has the highest lift  kit money can buy

An engineering marvel, because  gravity it will defy

Looms over everone  blots out the blue sky

Drinks enough gas to drain Texas  and Oklahoma dry

A star spangled custom paint job  he will apply

If his fancy rims get scratched  MTG might just want to cry.

But that he’s anything less than 100% macho don’t you dare imply

Out on the highway he’ll almost drive up your brown eye

Always in a rush to bring along the great greenhouse frizzle fry.

When he rumbles past he’ll give you the stank eye.

His sense of entitlement is just like Captain Bligh

Looking down on people is easy when you’re up so high.

To maintain an affectation of  utter  machismo  he must always  try.

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3 Responses to “Monster Truck Guy gives the stank eye”

  1. kristabel Says:

    Compensating for his shortcomings, he thinks he’s so sly.

  2. doggerelface Says:


    He may think that he’s sly, but the price of conformity is mighty high

    By the by, he secretly yearns to have ass-less chaps covering his thigh.

  3. Carson Park Ranger Says:

    So many trucks parked on the streets of Eureka with “For Sale” signs.
    It’s a great time for a young contractor to get a bargain.
    The truck across the street has the price crossed out twice as the price gets lower.
    Lift kit, custom wheels, big tires and modified exhaust system.
    Poor investment.

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