Humboldt Mirror gets the Bronx cheer

Humboldt Mirror Celebrates Six Months of Mediocrity

Not a pretty sight is the Humboldt Mirror

Whiny white guys crying in their Beer

All the usual suspects in the wingnut sphere

Come around in order to practice their sneer

At a certain Supervisor they love to jeer

Like a jilted blog stalker they often appear

displaying stupid assholeishness without peer

Of humor this blog has only a thin veneer

When old ladies fall over they like to cheer

Just lame “Onion” knock offs it’s abundantly clear

With such sorry material it’s hard to see how they can persevere

Maybe they can go to the Army recruiter and volunteer

This Fourth of July lets give them a big Bronx cheer.

The “We hate Bonnie Neely Blog” would be a title much more sincere

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10 Responses to “Humboldt Mirror gets the Bronx cheer”

  1. boymstlikely2 Says:

    Word to the wise:

    How do you kick somebody in the shins when they have already cut off their own legs?

    Translation: You can’t make fun of a blog that already makes fun of itself. They beat you to it. They already admit they suck.

    Nice Try


  2. Heraldo Says:

    Sorry, boy, Doggerel nailed it.

  3. Carol Says:

    I like your blog!

  4. doggerelface Says:

    Supervisor Neely they love to smear
    Pulling bogus quotes out of thier rear
    Taking lots of cheap shots like Bill Laimbeer
    They should do everyone a favor and disappear

  5. boymstlikely2 Says:

    Why am I not surprised you all share the same opinion?

    Excuse me for choosing not to take sides on this Humboldt Blogsphere Pissing Contest.


  6. doggerelface Says:

    Their blog shows it’s time to choose a new career

    More respectable than full time kissing of elephant’s rear

  7. Jane Doe Says:

    This is my first visit and I’m not in a rhyming mood so hope that’s okay. The claim that the Mirror can’t be criticized because it’s laughing at itself is self serving and premeditated crap to deflect any complaints about their vicious and unfounded attacks, most of which aren’t funny in the slightest. Most of the commenters there don’t even make an attempt at humor. I check it out occasionally and see that their contributors have fallen off considerably with most posts “anonymous” as people have tired of the constant smears. Their demise will hardly be noticed.

  8. doggerelface Says:

    Jame is correct, the humor attempts are incredibly lame

    All the idiotic comments on that blog sound exactly the same

    Posted by the exact same moronic troll who won’t give his name

    their own bug-sized equipment is secretly the source of their shame

    That’s why they always compelled to have Bonnie Neely to blame

  9. Jane Doe Says:

    Mirrors guys post just about other blogs
    They are ripping on H and tearing on Dog
    Since they started they’ve had fewer posts that are funny
    Than Humboldt Bay has had days that are sunny

  10. doggerelface Says:

    To their far-right side they started leaning

    With fake humility they are constantly preening

    Twisting words far away from their lexical meaning

    That’s why they deserve an old fashioned clock-cleaning

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