Rose is a railer just like Captain Ahab on his whaler

In every situation Rose is a reliable corporate hailer

Salzman’s name is central in elaborate conspiricies she’ll tailor

Her grip on reality it couldnt be much frailer

It’s if  she was smoking crack like Lawrence Taylor

She hopes all the trehuggers get run down by a tractor trailer

Hurrying to deliver plastic crap to her favorite WAL-MART retailer

Against Local Solutions she is an incessant railer

Bellowing like Captain Ahab from the deck of his whaler

About throwing R. Trent in the can,  just like was like a drunken sailor

And hoping that he gets beat senseless by an irate jailer.

Compared to hers, his trangressions seem much paler

just minute trifles, that would blind an auto detailer

Ideological constipation that’s the affliction that ails her

Reading the latest Eureka Coalition for Jobs mailer

Made Rose so verklempt she needed to use an inhaler

It claims Richard Salzman is just like Vlad the Impaler

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8 Responses to “Rose is a railer just like Captain Ahab on his whaler”

  1. boymstlikely2 Says:

    It’s if she was smoking crack like Lawrence Taylor

    According to Taylor, he was “Set up like a mother$%#^#!”

    -boy

  2. Carson Park Ranger Says:

    I think that Boy meant to say “motherfucker.”

  3. kristabel Says:

    Thanks god there’s a translator around this place.

  4. Heraldo Says:

    Shit, I thought it had something to do with truckers.

  5. Indie Says:

    You have to admit Rose is a good sport. Some people would have taken their opposing opinions and gone home.

  6. Froze Says:

    Rose smells like a old water pipe hose and droz knows Rose doesn’t ever shower . I’ll bet Droz that Rose never uses soap because Rose is drunk or on some dope !

  7. doggerelface Says:

    Heraldo Says:
    August 14, 2008 at 8:42 pm edit

    Shit, I thought it had something to do with truckers.

    For any man in a police uniform she’s a big sucker
    every ytime she sees Arkley’s bunghole her lips start to pucker

  8. Alex and Debbie Says:

    Rose needs a bath . Her english is poor and so is her bath . Her trollish nonsense is clear to see . We hope she’ll quit posting on this blog . She’s clearly got her head in the fog .

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