An EPD blogger who took the movie name Serpico, Frank
And seemed like an unhappy militant crank
Cashes a public paycheck down at bank
Plots to stick the new Chief with a rhetorical shank
Says the new Chief was much too fond of pulling some rank
Starts rumors that he’s rolling with a dispatcher sharing some skank
He’s angry because Murl’s Captain bars The new Chief did yank
And sent him to get coffee and donuts without bothering to thank
Plus he canceled that DHS grant that they were using to buy a big tank
Besides that Garr’s clothes and car are just a little too swank
About a host of other petty grievances Frank did wank
Says that job should have gone to the buddy with whom he drank
Because he wants to make the west side more like West Bank
And tase all those dirty hippies who are smoking the dank
And billy club the street people like Hammerin’ Hank
And make all the homosexuals walk the plank
Make everyone he doesn’t like hear the Jail door’s clank
But faster than you can say “Joe Friday” the supporters shrank
When Garfish showed he was the biggest one in the Fish tank
and away in defeat his rivals slank
Now the “Above the Law Eureka ” blog says “about blank”
And clean out of view Frank Serpico has mercifully sank.
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