A sophist named Andrew Stunich
In the Lawyer game he’s really found his niche
Resource extractors he loves to enrich
Scraps off Charlie’s table they do bewitch.
Unattributed quotes just a minor glitch
Defends chicken hawk cowards loitering in Mich
He’ll twist the truth like a mortars hitch
With political rhetoric based on fear and kitch
At the mention of Muslim’s his face will twitch.
He knows that ,for blowing up America ,they have an insatiable itch
Regurgitates think tank drivel with a far right pitch
Jesus says “step all over Grandma if helps you to get rich”
Helps the wrecking crew run America into the ditch
On Armageddon he’d like to throw the ignition switch